Before having a butt-tumor removed, poor Henry didn't like the ongoing advances of his 70-something partner Mildred - twice biting her tail off to tell her to take a hike. But since the tumor was removed, Henry became a bit more receptive or at least horny and finally some eggs were produced.

After opening himself up to the possibility and reality of being a sexual beast, Henry has since turned into a dynamo. Since losing his virginity, he has started living with three females in his bachelor enclosure.

The tuatara are an endangered species and one of the remaining ones that were around during the time of the dinosaurs - so having a horny Henry is a good thing to keep the species going.

TIMES ONLINE: How the Tuatara Got Its Groove Back

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Okay... so on the surface, this lawsuit looks legit. This space waitress got manhandled by Mrs. Osteen, the FAA fined Mrs. Osteen for interfering with an airline employee (or some bs rule they came up with after 9/11) so naturally, this would probably set up for an easy civil case that they'd settle out of court.

If you read the rest of the article, you see what this air matress is after... she wants 10% of the Osteen's net worth, medical care and therapy for the physical and emotional injuries she suffered, etc. Someone must have told her attorneys that the Osteens were filthy rich because this woman's really going for the gold here. Personally, I hope this all blows up in her face.

Now don't get me wrong - I have no love for televangelists. I think that most of them are hypocrites who use their "Churches" as a way of generating personal wealth while having a nice tax shelter. But at the same time, I have to pity the Osteens just a little here. Plain and simple, this is a shake down. Should they pay this woman some money? Yes. Mrs. Osteen did something very stupid in assualting this woman. People should understand that in this day and age, if you are rich and you piss someone off, they might sue. If anything, she deserves to get sued just because she was so stupid.

Now should they give this woman what she's asking for? No way! I mean for the love of god (no pun intended), this woman is claiming that she's been traumatized, that her faith was affected, and that she has hemrroids because of all this. She got pushed around and elbowed in the tit! Heck, most people riding on the MetroTrain suffer worse abuse just trying to get on and off the damn ride. When I read about her injuries and demands, my BSmeter went off the scale. She just wants a handout - probably because she's getting ready to get laid off because her airline's stock isn't worth the paper it's printed on and she didn't learn how to type back in high school.

God almighty...

Personally I liked her better when she didn't talk as much as in her other video. And what's with that glowing coming out of her arse?

The first video shown was [I]Video Killed the Radio Star[/I] by the Buggles.

JS.com note: Here's a list of the first songs played - Rod Stewart and REO Speedwagon had FOUR videos each within the first 50 played. Why?